Jokes for a Day

Dental Joke I always wanted to knock people’s teeth out Well life had other plans me And now I am a dentist Knocking people teeth out for money. Hahahah pathetic dentist joke The only people who are not laughing Are my patients PASSWORD PROBLEMS : WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry,…

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Frustrated

Written from the dark corner of my heart….. Sometimes I feel like curling up into a ball of cells and go back into the cocoon egg I was impregnated in. The world seems so crowded with the deeds of greed, selfish and the thirst for money seems unquenchable. As I open every forbidden door in…

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Those eyes

Just a look into her eyes sends electric impulses through your body When eyes are the windows to her sole Than underlining them with Kajal and eyeliner is a underated bold statement Those seductive eyelashes are the curtains to her sole Those perfectly mastered nike symbol eyebrows are the current rods of her sole. Say…

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Modern little red riding hood

As a kid I grew up reading fairy tales. Who would have knew that reality would have turned me into little red riding hood. Little Red riding hood went out into the woods all alone to face the big bad wolf but when ever I travel alone especially at night, I pray that I don’t…

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Picked on

These pages full of thoughts somehow grew up with me as the years turned pages of my life. Made me stronger at the thought but still why does it hurt when my thinking pen rewrites it again and again on the paper of mind. These sheets have overflowed with pain and tears but why do…

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Peer Pressure or Love

Our generation are under constant pressure – pressure to perform academically, to become their own independent version of their parents or guardians, and to deal with the hormonal, physical ,emotional and financial changes affecting us daily. On top of all that, youth are also under constant scrutiny from their classmates, and are often subject to…

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21 Century Tragedy

Two empty soles online But ego won the game Broken colours Can paint rainbow together A bridge separated them Might have been the distance between there communication Both there hopes flies over The tiny mountains of life Skipping and turing And straining what they had Straving the love in between Barely the love in there…

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The Boyfriend Machine

Just imagine a vending machine for assorted flavoured boyfriend of your taste. Choose the characters and get a boyfriend according to your taste and requirements. Tall,thin, muscular,handsome you name it. Spanish or Italian features. Let your imagination run wild. The type of character and talents you can choose according to your expectations. The language they…

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Pick up line

I am a knight in shining tux and leather shoes In this mesery of life Will you rescue me Take my hand my dearest Why do you burn my sole You set my body on fire in ways you can’t imagine Please capture me with your cold graces With thy your tender lips Until our…

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Disabled

This hit me really hard-I think everyone of us are disabled in ways we can’t explain, in ways we can’t think ,in ways we fail to understand others, in ways we misinterpret situations and in ways we easily give up on our dreams………. Yet we rather give a tittle of sympathy to those physically challenged….

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